The Welcome Mat

Lets post jokes here... blonde jokes, yo mama jokes... w/e

3 girls are waiting in the doctors office...
A Blonde, Red head and Brunette

Brunette says, "i'm going to have a girl because I was on the bottom"

Red Head goes, "I'm going to have a boy because I was on top"

Then the Blonde starts to cry like crazy! They all look and ask whats wrong she responds sobbing, "I'm going to have a puppy!"

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.

Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.

Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!"

Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.

ahem
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oopsies teheeh!!!!! o.0

i've got a couple of yo mama jokes. some are good, some are okay, and some are just plain stupid!

Yo mama so stupid she got a peep hole in a glass door.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an aspiration was butt sweat.
Yo mama so stupid she looks at a can of juice for days 'cause it says concentrate.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mama so stupid tha she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Yo mama so stupid that seh sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid that she ran into an automatic sliding door.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to drown a fish.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911?"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she thought an elevator was a mobile home.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose JIF.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a hamburger at McDonald's.
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application she put "Hooked On Phonics".
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book.
Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi Hitler".
Yo mama so stupid it took her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus.
Yo mama so stupid she had to ask for help to use Hamburger Helper.
Yo mama so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had on I said "guess" and she said levi's.
Yo mama so stupid when she walked into Walgreens she shouted "These walls ain't green!"
Yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and yelled "Were's my gumball."
Yo mama so stupid that when she looked in the mirror, she said stop copying me!
Yo mama so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check in the $.99 store.
Yo mama so stupid she walked into an antique store and said what's new.

What's the difference betwen a lawyer and a hooker?

A hooker stops screwing you when you're dead.

great stuff here i will have to think of some good ones to write..i will be back