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Humor
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:05 pm
by Rusty
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
line of souls waiting for judgment. As he stood there he noticed
that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates
into Heaven.
Others, though, were led over to the Devil who threw them into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering 'Why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with
the others?"
"Ah, those. . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
Re: Humor
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:04 am
by Psychotic_Carp
kurt culler wrote:A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long
line of souls waiting for judgment. As he stood there he noticed
that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates
into Heaven.
Others, though, were led over to the Devil who threw them into a burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity
got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was
doing. "Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in
line for judgment, but I couldn't help wondering 'Why are you tossing
those people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with
the others?"
"Ah, those. . ." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from
Michigan. They're still too cold and wet to burn."
poor michaganians!
Re: Humor
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:57 am
by Rusty
Psychotic_Carp wrote:
poor michaganians!
Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...
Re: Humor
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:15 am
by Psychotic_Carp
kurt culler wrote:Psychotic_Carp wrote:
poor michaganians!
Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...
shut it!
Re: Humor
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 9:38 am
by tommi
Psychotic_Carp wrote:kurt culler wrote:Psychotic_Carp wrote:
poor michaganians!
Yeah, but it looks like we'll finally have some good weather this week. Of course, it will probably snow again next week...
shut it!
someones cranky
Re: Humor
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 10:34 am
by Rusty
azianboi044 wrote:
someones cranky
Someone's
always cranky
Re: Humor
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:10 pm
by fluffy
kurt culler wrote:azianboi044 wrote:
someones cranky
Someone's
always cranky
Thank god it's not just me.
I just read his first reply to me up top and he says " I hate you"...EEK.
Re: Humor
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:16 pm
by Psychotic_Carp
fluffy wrote:kurt culler wrote:azianboi044 wrote:
someones cranky
Someone's
always cranky
Thank god it's not just me.
I just read his first reply to me up top and he says " I hate you"...EEK.
thats because i added a new item
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:12 am
by Rusty
A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital
who was "all torn up."
"What happened?" he asked.
"Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake.
It has yellow and black stripes, and likes to
sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle.
You catch it by grabbing the tip of it's tail with
one hand and quickly running your other hand
up the length of it's body so you can grab it
behind the neck."
"Go on," the friend urged.
"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying
across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end
and rapidly moved my other hand upward ...
just as the procedure goes."
"So why are you so banged up?" the friend asked.
"Have you ever goosed a tiger?"
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:20 am
by Rusty
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 12:05 pm
by fluffy
kurt culler wrote:A guy was visiting his friend in the hospital
who was "all torn up."
"What happened?" he asked.
"Well, we were hunting the Mumba snake.
It has yellow and black stripes, and likes to
sun itself lying across a pathway in the jungle.
You catch it by grabbing the tip of it's tail with
one hand and quickly running your other hand
up the length of it's body so you can grab it
behind the neck."
"Go on," the friend urged.
"Well, I stealthily sneaked up to the tail laying
across the jungle path, grabbed it by the end
and rapidly moved my other hand upward ...
just as the procedure goes."
"So why are you so banged up?" the friend asked.
"Have you ever goosed a tiger?"
That's a good one!
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:40 pm
by korman93
Kurt where are you getting all these funny stories
or did you make them up
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:40 pm
by Psychotic_Carp
are my eyes decieving me or did that say they wanted 50 bucks for that?
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:10 pm
by Rusty
korman93 wrote:Kurt where are you getting all these funny stories
or did you make them up
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A neighbor sent me the one about Judgment Day and I cribbed the one about the tiger off of another web board that I read. I figure that if I run across a few funny ones, I'll share them.
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:12 pm
by Rusty
Psychotic_Carp wrote:
are my eyes decieving me or did that say they wanted 50 bucks for that?
150 bucks for the Deluxe set
In case you didn't realize it, the article was an April Fool's Joke. I'm thinking about printing it out and taking it in to give to Chris and Craig as a news item I got off the net...